after fucking my way through the zodiac i enhanced my experiment by making love to the tarot, i’d find archetypical women to match the major arcarna. i was pursuing a relationship with the universe and the selfish sexual impulse had bended towards the more superior intention. the zodiac was limited to 12, i’d paced myself giving a month to each woman. the major arcarna is 22 which requires some logistical gymnastics as well as some complex emotional ones. eventually i decided to limit myself to 10 thus gaining a traditional reading, there are 10 cards in the keltic cross spread.
i wrestled with the idea of telling each woman what i was doing so they would have at least some idea but then thought i would not lest that deter them but as it happened i ended up telling some. in many ways i regret this and i should have been totally honest with them but considering the heat of passion, it would have been self sabotaging and reckless in most cases.
so i knew i would have to begin the year by being social, as a recluse i don’t meet many girls, but as soon as i step outside, trouble finds me. the interesting kind.
finding girls is never difficult, i’m selective though and can easily control my impulses. as i had decided not to follow the sequence but just have sex with whomever i wanted on a random basis, then determine their representation in the tarot. however some of the girls turned out to be minor cards, not many just a few so i didn’t include them in the result as it was only major cards i was interested in.
it was like a human reading.
i was the magickian in the pack.
the human cards read as follows:

1 the fool
2 the hermit
3 the lovers
4 the tower
5 the empress
6 the wheel
7 the hanged man
8 the tower
9 the universe
10 the world
plus
11. the sun

and fate had been kind to me and in the last situation i ended up with two cards simultaneously.
there were no issues the revelation was clear to me, i had hacked the universe and it has spelt out my fortune, it was a great reading and good experiment for any one who wishes to break the rules. however you may not get the reading you expect, so be prepared because hacking the universe requires a certain degree of skills that are in conflict with one another, for example, you have to be slightly foolish and yet super intelligent, you have to understand the paradoxical nature on an intuitive level but not hold any attachments to it.
and the strangest thing is you have to have a sense of humour lest your universe get the last laugh.