Wednesday, August 11, 2010

july 2012 the stock market crashes due to an internet virus known as the bloomberg bomb, named after it's suspected creator the ex mayor of new york and his team of renegade hackers, who are known as the animal liberation against retrograde man, or ALARM for short.
society falls apart, the markets stop most countries functioning economically, the fabric of west is crippled and civilizations great move forwards ceases. this is a global financial crash that sends everything against the wall at 100 mph. ripples are felt everywhere across the planet.
the military takes over running essential services but ALARM has total control of all technology via a god chip that hacks all software programs. millions of people are dead, riots break out across the globe, and communities are under threat from marauders and thieves looking for food and water. it's a classic endgame scenario except ALARM has a proposition for mankind.
the human experiment has failed, god is indeed dead and buried, bloomberg suggests a compromise, human dna spliced with animal, anthropomorphism on a massive scale, the idea is that we are not several species existing on one diverse planet, we are a diverse variety of the same species, dna. it was an idea darwin considered quite plausible but the age he was born into was not willing to accept after being shaken by evolutionary theory. bloomberg offers humanity a way out, merge with the animal kingdom or the alternative is humanity is at the bottom of the food chain, following the millions of others, 'almost made it' and 'close but no cigar' species that followed the path top extinction.
the representatives of humanity reluctantly agree and bloomberg releases a virus that alters the genetic structure of the human genome incorporating animal dna into human dna on a random level, he unintentionally includes plant dna in the mix and through an arbitrary process hybrid organisms now exist, there are no pure humans left except all aborigional peoples, all south american tribes for this is a new age.
ALARM form a small community in madagascar they name liberatria. they are the only group to select their own evolution as they watch over the earth as guardians. bloomberg reveals himself to be none other than captain mission, he declares the earth a planet of peace, harmony and love, and then invites the anteries empire for tea and lumberjack cake. the 2nd enlightenment has arrived.
the lamb man shark lays down with the girraffe lion woman.

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