what could be more awful than a vampire in love, i mean the only reason to join the ranks of the undead is so you don't have to deal with romance and love, it's like the last resort foreign legion, i mean every one knows what bram meant about driving the stake through a vampires heart, it's a metaphor for the moment she crushes him with her rejection.
anyway the third vampire film in that dumb twilight series had me falling asleep in a vat of popcorn, come on, it's really simple, grab her and bite into their neck hard with your fangs, suck out all her life essence before she sucks out yours. and you know she will, for eternity is a long time. makes me wanna throw up.
mmm, it was put to me by a lady i know that i am actually a closet paranormal love story freak, and i actually like these movies, and for a moment i think she may have been quite perseptive.
i've never felt so vulnerable, it was like lois lane finding out clark kent is superman, this woman nailed me and not with a stake.
i confess i'm a sucker for goth girls and that passion, being a kind of olde skool goth myself. i don't like that undead look though, makes me wanna feed them soup and take em somewhere tropical with coconuts and hula girls but i do love that dark velvet fetish look and sultry eye make up, i like old castles candles and intrigue, i love that the deep fix are actually signed to sydneys only gothic label, and i like that i have a gothic sentimentality.
yeah it's true i belive in love, just not long drawn out dramas, it's love or it ain't. now bella the little high skool girl is caught between jake the testosterone werewolf and norris the vampire teen, of course she chooses the vampire, what else is a girl to do, despite the natural lifestyle of the wolf, the vamp has the magnetic sex thing is clean shaven and wears nice boots. however i think there's an obvious homo-erotic sub text happening in this story and the film would have been much more satisfying if the males had dumped the girl after consummating their secret passion in the snow bound tent.
she could have become a nun or something, last scene an ald woman in a monastery telling the new nuns why she is there. imagine that, a great ending. instead we get another drawn out drama of bloody indecisiveness and nonsense.