i always wanted to live in a big castle with a couple of witches and have those flying monkeys in bell boy suits doing our bidding, well at least fetching my robes and a bowl for grapes or another block of opium for the pipe. i like the idea of flying monkeys serving me as i lounge around in bed or on the chaise lounge with my witches, i don't mind if they have blue skin or green, i never worry about that stuff, but if i had a choice i'd go the purple skinned witch, there is something sexy about a girl with purple skin on a broomstick, she would have animal markings over her, possibly tiger and we would generally lounge around making love or making sculptures from smoke. sometimes we would watch dvds all night and sleep all day, we would nver go outside except to the beach and we would take long walks at night., while the monkeys swept up.
occasionally we would wander down to the bakery and pick up fresh coffee. she would cast a spell to make me change my shape from human to dragon and i would laugh at her imagination and toast her muffin when she was consulting her spell book.