Saturday, July 10, 2010

apparently there is a psychic octopus predicting all the winners in the world cup. see they are smarter than your average fish, they know what the future holds, they have eight arms or legs, they have a beak, they can squeeze into gaps and radiate light waves that hypnotize their prey, i tried that in a bar once with a girl from denmark, i undulated and sent out waves of purple and red lights but she just threw her drink over me and called me a whacko. '
mmm, wait till you see my tentacles i thought.'
anyways, once they get that dna shop open i'm going in for some octo dna, yeah i'll skip the beak but i want the light show gene, i wouldn't mind a few suckers as well.

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