olde captain mission up at the break of dawn, the terrible cold out here on mars, it's an awful day as wind roars through my house, i potter around, the phone rings, it's jules needing a lift to the garage, i do my best to get organised, i drive her to her garage and then we go for coffee, or tea in my case. HP joins us and we chat while captain missions roving eye notices two very attractive women with a pirate copy of the runaways film. i interrupt their conversation, telling then i really want to see that film. the girls on the table and jules and HP ask me who i liked best, the blond or the twilight star. 'the twilight star' i say.' if i see her walking down the street i'd just walk right up to her and bite her on the neck.'
everyone seems to think this is funny, but i am actually very serious.
i go home, it's far to cold and wet, besides i can smell garlic.