took me a few days but i put together a  neuro - imaging attachment to my zap gun, it looks like a small lizard frill around the end of the nozzle, just line up and pull down the spring mechanism will snap in and affix it. obviously it's a prototype and if i had to make a criticism is it's noticeably slow to scan but once i get the quantum chip cooling it will be instantaneous.

i've put myself on an internet dating site, e harmony and zapped a few dates. i 've run the scans on my software, mapped their brains. the dates i liked were healthy brains with an interesting cortex that had accessibility and a nice shape. my plan was to hook up the willing subject should we ever fall in love and then start inducing an amalgamation of dream states. it's easily done with sound but i have a simple electrical device that is sub sonic and attaches to our sleeping heads via small pairs of pads. these resonate at a matched frequency and when we enter rem state a side effect is the merger of both our subconscious dreams into one single event. that's how it works in theory but i need to test it. the problem is a simple one of finding the right individual. sharing dreams can be dangerous and i certainly don't wish to be unduly reckless.
the neuro imaging scan will offer me an accurate map of a potential brain. i'm not that interested in her hobbies and what she does on the weekend but i have to trawl through various profiles and read this mundane stuff until i find someone who would be suitable to meet. 
the problem with modern dating is it is like shopping, everything matters when it comes to packaging but no one reads the label. so i meticulously attempt to narrow the field down to a few interesting people who write back with certain qualities. i'm not interested in accuracy of spellings and grammar. to be honest i find the grammar nazi's extremely unimaginative. the photographs don't interest me except if they have alcohol in their hands i ignore them and at least 70% do, however i take it they are all photographs that are at least 10 years old. the single byte of information that catches my eye if if there is any humour in their reply. that is my indication of a good brain worth scanning. 
so far i have had no results worthy of investigation. most want to know how much i earn. if i own my own home. what is my profession. 
most of these e girls have only read two books, a shade of grey and the da vinci code. 
the project may have to be suspended until i find a suitable partner in dreams. i will start dismantling the neuro- imaging attachment. it's hard to find a girl with a sense of humour in this city these days.