day of the doctors as i haul my sorry ass through the specialists and they do various tests upon my lungs and discover everything is just fine. they have no idea and charge me $400 for it.
the doctor says he is glad to see me smile as he makes his announcement, he's usually offering tissues to people he informs have lung cancer. i like him, can't help but feel grateful i've just paid 400 buck to be told i am not going to die of lung cancer. oh well, i will die of something, that much is known.