Wednesday, May 30, 2012

my new political meme is called 'reasonableness' and it will be the main policy of my party, 'the reasonable' party, we will look at all issues in terms of what's reasonable, not your descartes reduction and reasoning logic, just your, what's fair approach. we will have no other policy, no laws, no doctrines, if you behave and act reasonably you will be fine. if you practise some kind of destructive anti humanity type thing then i'll have to kill you, well punish you with some sort of community service, there's no point in putting you in jail as jail is unreasonable, actually punishment is unreasonable really, mmm maybe i'll just request you bake me a lumberjack cake as a penalty for being unreasonable. can't really get more reasonable than that can you?

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