old magneto in his plastic prison playing chess with dr. x
batman in a retirement village, fighting alzheimer's and arthritis
mr fantastic old and grey, not so elastic now
and the human torch all burnt out, can't even flame on at all even to light his spliff.
superman with a zimmer frame, pushing himself down the hall, staring through the nurses quarters with x ray vision.
the incredible hulk obese and frail married to a nagging wonder woman, whose teeth have fallen out.
theres old spiderman, bitter and twisted after his defeat at the hands of dr. octopus, who lost three of his tentacles and an eye.
then there's old thor, a fallen god who likes his junk, drinks far to much and falls asleep mid conversation.
the silver surfer, why he left the earth years ago with the invisible girl, poor old mr. fantastic never really recovered.
the joker became a tv personality hosting his own chat show.
iron man melted when he flew to close to the sun.
captain america defected, wanted for terrorism now, on the cia list.
daredevil has agoraphobia, hasn't been seen for years.
the flash had to slow down.
the green lantern swallowed his ring by accident and ended up choking.