captain mission is nuts, he's lost the plot and will be back after the drugs take effect. in the meantime this sequence of blogs is brought to you via me, his evil twin 'admiral impossible.'
once i busted out of jail i wrought revenge on all the people who wronged me, i had to do some serious damage to correct the balance, a few busted skulls and cracked ribs but the pleasure of revenge is almost aphrodisiac like, oh yeah the pleasure was turning me on as i sucked up their last words and final breath. a couple of those smug bastards just begging for mercy. 'mercy,' i laughed as i twisted their necks, “much that we call evil is really good in disguises, we should not quarrel rashly with adversities not yet understood, nor overlook the mercies often bound up in them.”
sometimes i would let people suffer slowly, smoke a cigarette and sneer as they groveled before me like cockroaches, occasionally i would attack their faith, culture or....'
'hey stop that!'
'get out of here mission, this is my blog for the moment, we agreed...'
'it's mine demon, begone.'
'no. it used to be yours, now its mine, admiral impossible, mystery theories, dreams explained. now where was i, mmm, yes i would find their chink in their armor and attack their weakness, in stealth, ha! they didn't even see me coming.'
''get behind me and stop decimating my blog with all that bullshit.'
'so that you can fill it with your own waffle and nonsense, magick sex and elves. we had a deal mission. until you are feeling better anyway and looking at you, you're a fat washed up old nobody, sluggish and slow with a damaged brain and....'
'deals off, i don't want my blog filled with hate and fucking violence. now get the fuck out before i kill you.'
(sound of door slamming) im sorry. i really am. that you have to read that crap the admiral wrote, please don't take it seriously, he's an outcast, a criminal thug with the manners of a james bond villain from the dark side. i'll send him away for good one day, banish him and dismantle his form. i've told him numerous times, not to bring his horrid ideology and revenge near me but he don't really listen to anyone. except his mum.
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