Wandered through Organic Markets today, heard the conspiracies from the usual suspects, the ones doing the rounds right now:

aspartine a lethal additive found in most sugar substituted foods and drinks is very dangerous and gives symptoms exactly the same as diabetes was authorized by a certain donald rumsfirld whom has shares in the manufacturer.

chemtrails are the name of the trails aircraft spotted over several cities leave behind, these are not the usual smoke trails as a fine moisturized substance is seen falling downwards, research shows a large percentage of these are heavy metal substances like barium.

while these are not unrealistic and quite possibly worth investigating the other theories i heard were nuts,

jews wanna take over the planet
the royal family are lizards

yeah well people will believe anything, i think the best conspiracy theory out there is there is no conspiracy.

So i met with Tim Leary this morning and we discussed the state of Haiti, the Persians, the 12 tribes and the surfing conditions at the beach. By the time i got back to mission control it was lunch time, so i cooked some fish and cous cous Moroccan style then crashed in the hammock. Reading a good dectective book called Mr. Clarinet, although i suspect that the title is very misleading. It's written as a noir pulp fiction, set now, in Haiti, great dialouge, charachters and plot. Its the kind of book you can read in two days on holidays, I'm enjoying those stolen moments.

The surf this afternoon was awful, the worst surf i have been in ever, it was nuts, the rip was to strong to the right, the waves were usless and there was seaweed everywhere not to mention the bluebottles but worse than this was some stupid event involving beer suasages and alpha male australians who had packed the beach with their long boats and loudspeakers and sponsership flags, i mean come on. It's not what i want to see down at the beach.